Hi — It’s me, March! I Came in Like a Lion, Now You Can Decide How I Go Out Again!
Vote Now to Ensure You Get The March Exit You Really Want.
Hey kids, it’s that time of year again!!! Polling for my 2021 exit is now open.
But first a few notes for the newbies; every February I take a vote as to what style of Lion I come in as; this year the people spoke and I came in as a Li-ion battery (nice work people, hope you are getting the re-charge you were looking for). Snoop Lion almost won but got smoked at the last second. Now we are here in mid-March, it’s time to vote on LEAVING LAMB 2021!
First the disclaimer — I HOLD NO RESPONSIBILITY WHATSOEVER AS TO THE OUTCOME OF YOUR CHOICE!!! AS ALWAYS YOU GET WHAT YOU VOTE FOR!!!
Point in case, the surge of nihilistic voting last year, which concluded with me having a Silence of the Lambs style exit. You all remember how well that turned out…
Thinking back on some of my favorite entrances and exits, I have to say I’m still really fond of the year I got to have a Lionel Richie style entrance—way to say hello! That was also the year I exited Lambada style. One of the best in-and-outs I’d had for ages.
Anyway, back to business! As usual I’ve a short list drawn up, but you know the drill, I’m totes happy for more lambs ideas to be added to the list for the next few days. Voting is open now and will continue right up until midnight on 3/31.
Options on the table so far…
Miranda Lambert.
Lamp Chop.
Sacrificial Lamb
Bedlam
Lamborghini (Lambo).
Lamb of God.
Mutton dressed as Lamb.
Lambrusco.
Going on the Lam.
I will tell you that Lambrusco is currently in the lead, with Going on the Lam a close second. But there is still plenty of time to vote for your favorite.
Have fun, vote responsibly, can’t wait to see what you pick!
Love, The Month of March.
